SFotD: ‘Zero Dark Valentines’ Waterboards the Romance Out of You

Why Watch? “Whatever you get me, I will love.”

Buying a Valentine’s Day gift is tough. Trying to find out what your girlfriend really wants is torture. With a dozen quotable jokes, a solid spoof on Zero Dark Thirty and some painfully funny truths about relationships, this short from writer/director Nathan Moore and writer Lana McKissack is a comedy worthy of all the gift cards in the world

What will it cost? Around 4 minutes.

Skip Work. Watch More Short Films.



A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

Read More from Scott Beggs
Get Film School Rejects in your email. All the cool kids are doing it:
Previous Article
Next Article
Reject Nation
Leave a comment
Comment Policy: No hate speech allowed. If you must argue, please debate intelligently. Comments containing selected keywords or outbound links will be put into moderation to help prevent spam. Film School Rejects reserves the right to delete comments and ban anyone who doesn't follow the rules. We also reserve the right to modify any curse words in your comments and make you look like an idiot. Thank You!