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Short Film: Ron Swanson Gets Drunk, Pisses on Everything in ‘Cocaine’ [NSFW]

Cocaine Music Video

Why Watch? There are few things in life as glorious as watching the man who embodies manliness let loose on the streets of Los Angeles in an aggressive effort to prove that it’s better to get pissed off than pissed on.

It’s been a while since we’ve featured a music video as a short, but this one’s definitely worth it. Not only does it stretch a one-note gag to its breaking point, it also offers a thick sense of catharsis by proxy. Don’t pretend you’ve never wanted to do this. Because you have. We all have.

Plus, the song from FIDLAR plays like Jello Biafra and Elvis Costello smashing stuff in a woodshed. A perfect marriage of music and a drunken stupor of a story to tell.

What Will It Cost? Between 3 and 4 minutes.

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A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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