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Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch! Time for an ‘Anchorman’ Drinking Game

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Last week, the interwebs exploded with the awesome announcement that Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Steve Carell and Paramount Pictures have come to an agreement on moving forward with a sequel to the 2004 comedy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Sweet Lincoln’s mullet, this is exciting!

Even though the movie’s release is at least a year away, you can still pop in your DVD, Blu-ray or HD-DVD (yeah, those are still out there) of Anchorman to refresh yourself in preparation of the sequel. Enjoy some scotchy, scotch, scotch, down into your belly. Or drink from a half-gallon carton of milk on a hot day. Either way, slap on your Sex Panther cologne and take a trip back to the glorious 70s. And don’t forget to stay classy, rejects!

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go near the bears if you are menstruating.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone drinks
  • Someone smokes
  • Someone talks directly to the camera
  • Someone makes a pass at Veronica Corningstone

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A cameo
  • An ash tray
  • A teleprompter
  • A wide-shot of the San Diego skyline

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Panda”
  • “Burgundy”
  • A Burgundyism
  • Any line you have quoted in the past

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • You reach Pleasure Town

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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