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Revisit Critical Plot Points With This ‘G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ Drinking Game

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Die-hard Channing Tatum fans can breathe a sigh of relief this week because finally Jon M. Chu’s sequel G.I. Joe: Retaliation is hitting theaters after a nonsensical delay from last year. In 3D. With more Channing Tatum.

Now that Paramount and Hasbro have seen fit to finally release this cinematic masterpiece, you’re likely going to want to revisit 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra so you don’t miss any nuances of the plot or subtle subtext from film-to-film. After all, why else would you watch a Stephen Sommers’ movie?

To enhance those nuances and subtext further, have a few adult beverages at your side while prepping yourself for the deep, complex plot that is sure to accompany the new film in theaters.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t tell anyone who Cobra Commander really is!

Suggested drink: Cobra Beer

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • There’s a flashback
  • Something explodes
  • Someone fires a gun
  • Someone uses an accelerator suit

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • CGI effects
  • An American flag
  • An invisible fighter
  • Another character wearing sunglasses

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Joe”
  • “weapon”
  • “M.A.R.S.”
  • someone’s code name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • There is a montage

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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