Pixel to Projector: Portal

Pixel to ProjectorThe cake is a lie.

Anyone who is a fan of puzzles, sentient computers that can kill you, and guns that create inter-spatial portals — well, you’ll dig Portal. In 2007 Valve gave gamers an exceedingly unique playing experience by not only tying our brains in knots with deeply involved gameplay that required significant forethought, but did so with the kind of suspense, pacing, and twisted humor that lends to a strong Pixel to Projector candidate.

The Game

Portal is a puzzle/action game set in the Half-life universe, the story taking place in a secret research facility owned by Aperture Science, Inc. The game follows Chell, a mysterious woman who wakes from stasis to find herself a human lab rat in the Enrichment Center of Aperture Science.  She is led through a series of increasingly deadly tests by the dangerously off-kilter (though at times, hilarious) sentient computer GLaDOS. Chell must use inter-dimensional portal technology in the form of an experimental gun to overcome the complicated test chambers she is forced to enter to complete the experiment (with the promise of cake if she succeeds, of course) perhaps find out who she is, and even more importantly — escape.

With a disembodied computer voice and one completely silent character, you might be inclined to think that there isn’t enough atmosphere in the world to give the first hour of a film based on this game enough juice to get people through without looking at their watches — but as this video suggest, there is plenty to keep an audience on the edge of their theater seat, digging their fingers into arm rests.

The physics behind the portal gun and what can be done with it would be a huge part of making this an absolute blast to see transitioned to film. Portal is stuffed with action, suspense, and strangely — the character development comes not so much from Chell, but GLaDOS, which I think is a unique and fun direction to run with for any screenwriter. That Chell gets so little built around her frame so far as character is concerned only makes those moments when she learns something new that affects her that much more potent.

As the game progresses and the mood changes, so does the atmosphere. Locations become less sterile, more chaotic, and much more turret infested — some even talk in the later stages. It’s sort of awesome that Valve was able to make something that is actively trying to kill your face sort of adorable…

What it needs to make it film worthy

From the writing on down to the visuals, I feel like Portal is almost perfection. That said, instead of listing what needs to be done to make this excellent specimen of game film worthy, I’m going to list what needs to be avoided completely — because I feel like it already is.

For those that have played, you may think that Chell needs more of a voice; some hook for viewers to grab onto. She is completely silent for the whole of the game — and I like it that way. She is an enigma, and seeing as a sequel to the game is coming next year, I submit that there is a reason for this. Many would argue that without giving her a background, or stated motivation, that there will be no reason for an audience to connect with her. I’ll argue that from the time she steps into the world of Portal, and into the crosshairs of GLaDOS, that she immediately turns into a character anyone would have sympathy for. She’s alone, in an environment built to kill her, clearly confused, and still has the strength and motivation to press on, survive, and kick a little ass. She’s automatically a hero. Giving her lines could almost certainly only lead to too much exposition, and that’s never a good thing. Leave Chell a mystery; she’s more fun that way.

Also, I suggest still keeping it lean. The game itself is notoriously short, one of the few complaints you’ll find in reading reviews. For the purposes of a film, I feel like a slim ninety minute offering would be the perfect way to introduce us to the world, and leave us wanting more. Basically — get in, get out, and leave a trail of crumbs to the next offering.

Leave the Weighted Companion Cube alone. If I’ve learned anything, it’s that studio executives and even some writers love sidekicks — and what better sidekick than the most popular inanimate object in the game (and perhaps all of video game history) than a cube covered in hearts? Seeing as Chell is so alone, apart from initially sparse

interactions with GLaDOS, I could definitely see the awful brainstorming session that spawns the idea of making the Weighted Companion Cube more than just a functional piece of puzzle solving gear — particularly considering what you have to do with it later in the story.

“Make the block a computer, with a personality — a buddy! It’ll be great; kids will eat it up — CHA-CHING!”

Nooo…don’t do that. That GLaDOS is trying to force emotional attachment to a cube that only serves as nothing but a piece to certain test chamber puzzles adds to the sad, sinister, out-of-whack atmosphere that makes Portal so special. Leave it sparse.

Leave Chell alone. Yes, from everything I can gather from observing her — she’s an Asian woman in her late thirties — she’s disheveled and not particularly attractive — just sort of plain. While this could very well be a design issue, I highly doubt it. One thing Valve is known for is the detail in which the lavish on the character models they produce. Even in the older versions of Half-life, characters look their age — and I have no reason to suspect they had issues with doing so in this instance. Chell doesn’t need to be made younger, sexed up, or whitewashed. Keep her as is. There is no reason to think the experience of Portal will be any less rewarding otherwise.

Finally, I’ll leave you with one ‘to do’ rather than a ‘do not’…

Leave us with the big Half-life payoff. Portal is a small corner of the significantly bigger, deeply established, and much loved Half-life Universe. What better way to introduce viewers to that world via the big screen than by edging us in using a fantastic story like Portal? The timeline is never made clear, but there are references to Black Mesa Laboratories, and changes in the world that may allude to a connection in events. Consider Portal the bunny slope to the black diamond run (skiing reference, look it up) that is the rest of that world. Perfect — perfect way to introduce the world that that franchise on screen. I’m gamer nerd/movie geek giddy just thinking about the possibility.

But who should make it?

Dustin is a California transplant by way of West Texas, spending most of the last ten years anywhere between Oceanside and Santa Barbara. Dustin has been writing since adolescence, winning such illustrious honors as first grade teacher Ms. Wall's Creative Critter Writing Award.

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