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Oh Yeah, We’re Doing Porn Week

So we’ve already introduced you to Porn Week with our Top Ten Sex Scenes, but that’s just the foreplay. For some reason – whether it be that a porn-themed film from sexy beast Kevin Smith coming out on Friday or that fact that Neil foolishly left the FSR offices for a burrito, and we locked him out. Now we’re posting whatever we want, drinking milkshakes and watching Neil try to break into his own office. He’ll never give up!

Will our feature change the world? Will it be more important than the home stretch of the Presidential election? Will it bring the people together in such a way that revolutionizes the way we think about existence and our role in it? We’re not kidding ourselves.

Of course it will.

Because ten years from now, people won’t remember who the President was or what national crises were going down, but they will remember this feature and the time they spent getting to know it, the relationship they built, and the eventual marriage that took place.

So be prepared to fall in love this week. Or at least, enjoy some really good sex in film.

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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