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Movie Drinking Games: Watchmen

Watchmen

It’s the most anticipated movie of 2009, and it’s finally coming to theaters. Zack Snyder’s grim adaptation of the classic graphic novel may run 163 minutes, but it’s still a visual sight to behold. And why not behold it with Dr. Manhattan’s giant blue wang in your face and a drink in hand.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t taunt Rorschach.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Rorschach narrates
There’s a flashback
Something blows up
Someone or something teleports

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A smiley face
Dr. Manhattan’s junk
A shot directly lifted from the graphic novel
A fake real person from history (e.g., Nixon)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Comedian”
“Rorschach”
“Manhattan”
“mask” or “masked”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Rorschach’s face is revealed from under his mask

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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