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Movie Drinking Games: Twilight

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Sure, most of the core fan base to Twilight can’t drink (because they’re teenage girls) or won’t drink (because they’re Mormon), but that doesn’t mean that this game will fall on deaf ears. There’s millions of boyfriends and TwiGuys who are going to be dragged to this film by sisters, daughters, girlfriends and wives. Those are the ones that might want to bring a flask to help numb the onslaught of teenage angst they will endure for two hours.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t drink any human blood.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Bella shakes her head
A vampire shows superhuman powers
Someone (vampire or human) is attacked
Edward, or any other vampire, gives an icy glare

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Fog
A cell phone
A religious symbol
A police badge, shield or emblem

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Bella”
“Forks”
“Cullen”
“Edward”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Edward saves Bella

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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