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Movie Drinking Games: The Day the Earth Stood Still

The Day the Earth Stood Still

“If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.” So says Keanu, aka Klaatu, in the big-budget remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. This may not be a reason to celebrate, but it gives us some good reasons to drink: 1) We die no matter what, so throw caution to the wind, 2) Aliens just may drop from the sky and destroy us all, and 3) Keanu Reeves still has an acting career.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t put the fate of the human race in Keanu’s hands.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone bleeds
A weapon is fired
Something explodes
Someone touches a video screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Gort
A sphere
An aerial shot
A helicopter (2 drinks if it’s a CGI helicopter)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“alien”
“Earth”
“Klaatu”
“die,” “dies,” “dying” or “death”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Keanu touches a sphere

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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