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Movie Drinking Games: Punisher: War Zone

Punisher: War Zone

Here we go with another Marvel hero franchise reboot. Was the Thomas Jane Punisher really all that bad? Enough to bring in a new actor and a new director? Apparently Lionsgate thought so. But if you like bloody action violence, you’ll enjoy this one. Tie one on while you watch this flick and see if you can stay conscious.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t eat Loony Bin Jim’s applesauce.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone is hit
Someone is shot
Something explodes
Someone picks up or drops a gun

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Police paperwork
A reflection in a mirror
The Punisher skull logo
Bright colored lights ala Batman & Robin

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Frank”
“Castle”
“Jigsaw”
“Punisher”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Something bad happen to someone’s head (e.g., decapitation, gunshot, neck broken)

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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