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May the Fourth Be With You: The Star Wars Drinking Game

I’m sure by now you have heard someone say the pun, “May the Fourth be with you.” And like a weak-minded Stormtrooper, you may have laughed. Here at Film School Rejects, we want to celebrate Star Wars Day in style by visiting the Mos Eisley Cantina and drinking a pint of blue milk. So pop in one (or all six) of your Star Wars DVDs – and you know you have them – and give in to the Drunk Side.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and believe anything that Obi-Wan Kenobi tells you ’cause that crazy old wizard lies all the time.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

Luke or Anakin whine

Someone (or somedroid) is shot

A lightsaber is ignited or turned off

A ship enters or comes out of light speed

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

A new ship

A new alien

A laser blast

A planet or a star

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Jedi”

“Force”

“Empire”

“Skywalker”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

One of the main characters is killed

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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