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Weekly DVD Drinking Game: The ‘Jurassic Park’ Trilogy

Drinking GamesAlmost two decades after the first film was released in theaters, Jurassic Park is getting a new Blu-ray release, packaged with its two sequels. The original film helped revolutionize the use of CGI effects (for better or for worse), and it still holds up today. Forget about that awful wig on Laura Dern’s stunt double or the shifting geography of the park, these films are still fun to watch.

Tap into the dinosaur-loving kid in all of us, and tap into a fresh case of beer. Or choose some wine that’s been fermenting for the last 65 million years. All three films will take the entire day to watch, and by the end, you should be seeing dinosaurs if you play the game right.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t use frog DNA in a dinosaur.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone screams
  • A dinosaur roars or screeches
  • Someone is killed and/or eaten
  • Someone lectures or espouses blatant exposition

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • A dinosaur skeleton
  • The Jurassic Park logo
  • A new species dinosaur
  • A computer or TV screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Grant”
  • “dinosaur”
  • “Hammond”
  • the name of a dinosaur

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • You see a giant pile of dinosaur poop

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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