Can The Tools of Childhood Be Forged Into the Vintage Trailer of the Day?

Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past.

Quick. What would you do if the school room full of students you were teaching was kidnapped by a guy in a duck mask and another guy in a Santa Claus mask? I don’t know either, but I’m pretty sure there’s a Henny Youngman joke in there somewhere.

This Australia gem from 1985 has got everything your heart desires – violence, children, violence against children, accents. Plus, the trailer asks the important existential questions.

Check out the trailer for yourself:

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A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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