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The Ultimate Savior of the Universe Drinking Game – ‘Flash Gordon’

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If you’ve had a chance to see Seth MacFarlane’s Ted in the theaters, you have been introduced to the awesomeness that is the 1980 film Flash Gordon. Of course, all of us cool kids have already seen the movie many times before, and the coolest (read as: oldest) of us actually saw it in the theaters.

If you haven’t seen Flash Gordon yet, then shame on you. How could you let this glorious camp masterpiece slip you by? You need to watch it and broaden your cinematic mind. If you have already seen it, then revisit it on DVD or Blu-ray because we can all use a little more Flash in our lives.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t stick your hand into just any dirty hole.

Suggested drink: Galaxy of Pleasure wedding night drink

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone dies
  • Prince Vultan yells or laughs
  • The movie’s setting moves to another world
  • Queen’s Flash Gordon theme bass line starts playing

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Lasers
  • Video screen
  • An explosion
  • Swirling smoke clouds

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Dale”
  • “Flash”
  • “Zarkov”
  • “Ming” or “Mongo”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Freeze frame jump!

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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