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Drunk Dial Home with this ‘E.T.’ Drinking Game

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Thirty years ago, Steven Spielberg’s E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial became the biggest box office success of all time. Now, Universal has finally released the Blu-ray of this family science fiction classic, which makes great companion viewing with Spielberg’s other recent Universal Blu-ray releases, Jaws and Jurassic Park.

Just as E.T. breaks into the refrigerator in the middle of the day and gets drunk on Coors beer, you can join in the fun without leaving your home. There was a terrible E.T. board game back in the 80s, but this game is sure to be a lot more fun. By the end, it’s likely you won’t be able to phone anyone on this planet or any other.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t mind-meld with an alien without a back-up plan.

Suggested drink: Coors

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone screams
  • A grown up pulls a gun
  • E.T. levitates something
  • The kids talk about their father

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Dangling keys
  • Reese’s Pieces
  • E.T.’s glowing heart or finger
  • A Star Wars or Incredible Hulk reference

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “E.T.”
  • “Elliott”
  • “phone”
  • “B. good”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • E.T. chugs his drink

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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