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Drink to Survive the ‘Twilight’ Marathon Your Girlfriend Makes You Watch

Drinking Games

The wait is over. The saga is nearly complete. The second half of Breaking Dawn comes to theaters this week, and the estrogen will flow. Twi-hards and Twi-moms around the world will be watching all four Twilight films leading up to the sure-to-be unepic conclusion.

You may be forced to sit through one – or all – of these films before attending a showing of the new film this weekend. If that sounds like hell on Earth, you might want to have a drink… or two… or fourteen while watching the films with your significant other.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and be sure to bring a trash bag to sit on to avoid moist seats this weekend.

Suggested drink: Bell’s Sparkling Ale

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Bella narrates
  • Someone dies
  • Someone turns into a wolf
  • Bella pauses or exhales in the middle of her dialogue

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Blood
  • Sparkles
  • A montage
  • A guy without his shirt on

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Bella”
  • “Jacob”
  • “Edward”
  • “vampire”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Bella and Edward are in the meadow for the first time in the film

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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