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Yippee-Kai-Yay: Get Drunk with ‘Die Hard’

Drinking Games

The upcoming Die Hard sequel causes a range of emotions. There are joyous ones, knowing that the film will be rated R and John McClane’s famous catchphrase will be spoken without being drowned out by a gunshot. There are also less happy emotions with the knowledge that A Good Day to Die Hard is being released in February rather than in the more traditional summer months.

Whether you’re chomping at the bit for the new movie or if you’re bellyaching that it will be more sanitized like the fourth film, you can still always enjoy the original. Grab your Christmas-themed drink and hop on the horse to get drunk hard.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t forget your shoes.

Suggested drink: Spiked eggnog and watered-down champagne

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone is killed
  • Someone speaks German
  • Someone lights a cigarette
  • You hear Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • The Nakatomi logo
  • Christmas decorations
  • A wide shot of Nakatomi Tower
  • A computer monitor or television screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “cowboy”
  • “Gennaro”
  • “McClane”
  • “Nakatomi”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone says “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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