Fans of the original Dark Shadows television series may not have been wild about the Tim Burton big-screen adaptation of the story, but those who like Burton’s many collaborations with Johnny Depp should be interested.
Depp plays the legendary Barnabas Collins, who was turned into a vampire by a scorned witch. After returning home to his family home of Collinwood after being asleep for almost 200 years, he faces a new world of 1972 and his old adversary… in color!
This vampire comedy hits Blu-ray and DVD this week, so you can check it out for better or for worse. At least you’ll be seeing it in the appropriately-themed month of October, rather than when it hit theaters in May.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t reject the love of a witch and keep her around as a servant.
Suggested drink: Sap Vampire Maple Lager… or the blood of someone who has been drinking heavily
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone dies
- A classic song starts playing
- Michelle Pfeiffer walks down stairs
- Chloë Moretz is either sexualized or scoffs at someone
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- A ghost
- A ship or a boat
- Waves crashing into rocks
- A wide shot of Collinwood
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “Collins,” “Collinwood” or “Collinsport”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- The title is worked into the film