You all know the score with Twilight — it’s just a big, long abstinence commercial with sparkly dead bloodsuckers. Check that, sparkling dead, brooding bloodsuckers. Who dig on Kristen Stewart. It was like, annoying, to say the least. Luckily for those of us who didn’t exactly see eye-to-eye with the movie, College Humor taken the property to the next logical level — anal sex. In the clip above, Edward tries to get Bella to go all the way… and we mean all the way.

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