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Get Meta-Drunk with Our ‘Cabin in the Woods’ Drinking Game

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Earlier this year, Lionsgate finally released the much-anticipated horror deconstruction film The Cabin in the Woods. While Joss Whedon got more press for his involvement in that little independent film known as The Avengers, this project with director Drew Goddard turned the heads of many genre fans. (And for the most part, those heads stayed on their bodies.)

The Cabin in the Woods hits DVD and Blu-ray this week, offering some keen insights into this meta-movie about five college kids facing untold terrors on a weekend getaway. Even those who aren’t fans of the genre can find something to appreciate while they watch this film, so drink up, and let’s get this party started!

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t make dumb decisions if you find yourself smack-dab in the middle of a horror movie.

Suggested drink: Cabin Fever Ale

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone dies
  • A monster is introduced
  • Marty notices something is amiss
  • You recognize a horror movie homage or cliche

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Fresh blood
  • Smoke or mist
  • A scene from another country
  • Action taking place on a TV or video screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “chem”
  • a swear word
  • “Let’s get this party started”
  • the name of a city or country

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • All hell breaks loose

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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