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Bonus Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Dylan Dog

Drinking GamesBoy, that Brandon Routh is a real lady-killer. And in the movie Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, he’s a real lady-killer if she’s a monster and she wronged him in the past. We may not have seen much of Mr. Routh aside from his small parts in Zack and Miri Make a Porno and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, but that doesn’t mean he ain’t working.

Dylan Dog follows Routh as a private investigator in New Orleans who is brought back into the monster hunting game. But we don’t care about monsters. We care about New Orleans. For this feature, every day is Mardi Gras, and everywhere open containers are legal.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t take acting lessons from Peter Stromare.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone is killed
  • Dylan starts narrating
  • Dylan talks about his past
  • Someone gets hit, punched or kicked

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Blood
  • Something transform
  • A new monster you haven’t seen yet
  • The words on the door of Dylan’s office

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “heart”
  • “Dylan”
  • “Belial”
  • the name of a type of monster

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • There’s a massive flashback of blatant exposition

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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