Drinking Games

By now, you’ve come to realize that 2012 was the year of Taylor Kitsch. It hasn’t necessarily been a good year for him, but it has indeed been his year in movies. Between a disappointing turn in John Carter and a underwhelming Savages, he ran off to join the Navy and fight aliens in Battleship. This is quite possibly his best performance yet, considering his acting in this flick is Oscar-worthy compared to co-star Rihanna. You can check it out for yourself because Battleship hits DVD and Blu-ray this week.

Based on the popular Hasbro board game, Battleship chronicles the story of an alien invasion attacking Naval warships near Pearl Harbor. You remember the aliens from the board game, don’t you? If not, have a few drinks while you watch the film, and it will soon all be clear. (Hint: It won’t be clear at all.)

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and never look a gift chicken burrito in the mouth.

Suggested drink: Aloha Beer

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • An alien ship jumps
  • A ship gets blow’d up
  • A sailor falls down in a corridor
  • A ship opens fire on another ship

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • Alien vision
  • A giant satellite dish
  • Coordinates on a grid
  • A close-up on an eyeball

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “burrito”
  • “Hopper”
  • “RIMPAC”
  • “Navy” or “Naval”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Rihanna says “Mahalo”

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