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Assemble the Avengers with the Marvel Drinking Game

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In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new superhero movie kicking off the summer movie season. Joss Whedon’s The Avengers assembles Iron Man, the Incredible Hulk, Thor and Captain American (along with Hawkeye and Black Widow, neither of whom got their own movie).

Many superhero fans are preparing for this release by watching the first five films from Marvel Studios, which lead up to this blockbuster: Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor and Captain America. Or, they’re planning on seeing them in a long-form marathon leading up to the midnight release of The Avengers. Both are good ideas.

Whether you watch these films on video at home or are doing so at a theater that serves alcohol, assemble some adult beverages for yourself and play along.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and for god’s sake, take a break between films to allow your liver to recover.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone is killed
  • There’s a fight scene
  • Someone yells or roars
  • The hero changes his clothes

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • An explosion
  • The title superhero’s symbol
  • A news report on a television
  • A reference to another Marvel Studios film

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • The superhero’s name
  • Scientific mumbo-jumbo
  • “S.H.I.E.L.D.” or “shield”
  • The superhero’s civilian name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Stan Lee shows up

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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