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Remember When We Said We’d Leave the ‘Commando’ Drinking Game For Last?

Drinking Games

After almost eight years as governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to the big screen in a lead role in The Last Stand, releasing this week. For fans of his action movies, the best way to prepare for this is to dig into the classics of his filmography. Few Arnold films are as classic as Mark Lester’s 1985 hit Commando.

Commando tells the story of retired Delta Force operative John Matrix, whose daughter Jenny (Alyssa Milano) is kidnapped to ensure he’ll assassinate a South American president. Of course, things don’t go well for the bad guys when Matrix tosses that mission aside and blows everything up in his way to rescue Jenny. It’s Arnold, post-Terminator, and he’s back.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t mess with a commando’s kid.

Suggested drink: Cotleigh Commando

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

  • Someone is killed
  • Someone jumps or falls
  • Rae Dawn Chong whines
  • Someone steals a vehicle

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

  • An explosion
  • Another mall cop
  • A close-up of Arnold’s watch
  • A close-up of Arnold’s muscles

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

  • “Matrix”
  • “Jenny”
  • “Bennett”
  • A quotable line or a pun

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

  • Arnold goes Commando

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Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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