Red Dawn

As we all know, North Korea is parachuting into our towns soon under the leadership of Zombie Kim Jong-Il to take over our land and make us all wear pantsuits. This is a fact, and it cannot be avoided with wishful thinking or petty denial. Fortunately, a few fine patriots have put together an instructional video on how to beat back the oncoming horde.

It’s called Red Dawn, and it will be shown for a small fee in movie theaters around the country as we prepare for the invasion, starting next week.

Lucky for you, we got a shipment of goodies airlifted to our location, and we’ll be giving away some very cool prize packs (which include some helpful survival tools). How do you win one?

It’s easy.

All you have to do is shout “Wolverines!” in the comments section below along with your email address and your North Korean-fighting weapon of choice. Then, we’ll randomly choose five (5) winners to receive:

  1. Blu-ray copy of the original Red Dawn (1984)
  2. A Red Dawn t-shirt
  3. A Red Dawn bandana
  4. A Red Dawn beanie
  5. A Red Dawn soundtrack

Quite the haul. You have until Wednesday (11/21) to submit, so get crackin’!

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