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Movie Drinking Games: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Kevin Smith is back in full raunchiness, and he’s making a porno with Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks. We’re sure that if you ask the real-life porno stars in the film (Katie Morgan and Traci Lords), they’ll attest to the fact that it’s easier to do your first porno if you’ve got some alcohol in your system.

We can’t be responsible for what you do when you come home from this movie, but it you want to prep for your own cinema experience while watching this flick, follow these simple rules.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and be careful where you put your cameraman during a porno shoot.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone has sex
Someone pitches a porno title
Someone auditions or is interviewed
There’s a reference to utilities or bills

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Nudity
A camera
A coffee cup
Video footage

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“rich”
“porno”
“Zack” or “Miri”
any swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone poops

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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