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Movie Drinking Games: Tropic Thunder

Robert Downey Jr. contemplates going full retard in Tropic Thunder

Everybody is all up-in-arms about the new film Tropic Thunder, but so few people have seen it yet. If you think you might be the least bit offended by this movie, you can stay home… or you can drink until the movie isn’t offensive at all.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go full retard.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone fires a gun
Something is offensive
Jeff Portnoy talks about or takes drugs
Alpa Chino takes issue with Kirk Lazarus

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A panda
Film gear
A helicopter
A fake movie clip

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“TiVo”
“retard” or “retarded”
“Tropic” or “Thunder”
any swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Tom Cruise dances

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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