Samuel L. Jackson is looking for underage drinkers

Nothing strikes fear in the hearts of movie audiences than a name like Lakeview Terrace. You’d have to be drunk to find that threatening… or to go see this movie. So join in the housewarming party for Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington, and have a drink to celebrate their new neighbor, Samuel L. Jackson.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off a bad-ass mutherf*cker.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone fires a gun
Something gets broken
Someone makes a comment about race
Samuel L. Jackson gives a questionable look

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A cell phone
A police badge
A security light
Anything that reminds you that there are wildfires

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“fire”
“home”
“police” or “cop”
“Abel” or “Turner”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Samuel L. Jackson strips down to his underwear


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