Amy Winehouse takes a drink in Disaster Movie

After the horrors that were Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans, I can’t imagine anyone would willingly sit through Disaster Movie while sober. So, as a public service, here’s a way to watch this film and not have it be a total waste of your time.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t make any more of these movies, Friedberg and Seltzer!

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A joke goes on too long
Someone is crushed by something
A new pop culture item is referenced
There’s an explosion on or off screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A pregnant belly
Kim Kardashian’s cleavage
The same actor in a different part
Bad special effects or a bad make-up job

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS (or sings)…
“skull”
“dating”
Any character’s name
A witty Juno-esque quip

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
A character chugs something


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