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Movie Drinking Games: Burn After Reading

George Clooney and Frances McDormand in Burn After Reading.

With an Oscar on their mantle from No Country for Old Men, the Coens follow up with Burn After Reading. It may not be the same caliber of film, but it still works for Coen Brothers fans. Where else are you going to be able to watch Brad Pitt and George Clooney act like such buffoons?

In honor of John Malcovich’s character’s drinking problem in the film, we suggest you give him a toast.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t try to blackmail the CIA.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone eats or drinks
Someone talks on the phone
Someone is in the state of undress
Someone uses another person’s name

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A gun
A computer screen
Exercise equipment
The Hardbodies logo

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“CIA”
“secret”
“surgery” or “procedure”
any swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone is killed

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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