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Movie Drinking Games: Stop-Loss

Kimberly Peirce has come back out of cinematic hibernation to give us her follow-up to the award-winning Boys Don’t Cry. Stop-Loss is her chance to vent about the Iraq War, President Bush and her general angst about what the Army does to soldiers.

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of these war movies. If only I could have drank when I saw the movie. Everyone else does in the film, so why can’t you?

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go AWOL and take three days to drive across Texas.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone drinks
Someone fires a gun
Someone gets in a fight
Someone does anything that would make them a redneck

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Army fatigues
A war montage
An American flag
A scene through a video camera

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“stop-loss” or “stop-lossed”
“Iraq”
“King”
“senator”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays guitar

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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