Since the studios didn’t screen anything for us this week aside from Over Her Dead Body, and that sucked so bad that I want to spend the least amount of time thinking about it, here’s a drinking game celebrating the carnage that is Sly Stallone’s new film Rambo.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go into Burma without John Rambo at your side.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
Some is killed
Atrocities are committed
People don’t listen to Rambo
Something is reminiscent of a scene from a previous Rambo film

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
An explosion
A gun
A knife
A boat

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“John”
“Sarah”
“kill”
“war”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
You see an explosion so big it takes out at least an acre of jungle


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