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Drinking Games: Jumper

Yeah, we all know that Hayden Christensen is good looking, but there’s still plenty of doubt that he can act. And Jumper isn’t doing much to give any proof to that. Like any Hayden Christensen film, it’s better to see Jumper a little sloshed.

And unlike Christensen’s latest flick Awake, you don’t have Jessica Alba in a bathtub to make the slow scenes any better. Sure, Rachel Bilson’s in this one, but she’s gotten way too skinny. If you’re reading this Rachel, I suggest you take a bite of a sandwich instead of taking a drink while watching the movie.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off a white-haired Sam Jackson.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone teleports.

Extra drink when someone teleports with something (or someone) in tow.

The action goes to a different continent.

Someone is shocked with electricity.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

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A vacuous look on Hayden Christensen’s face.

A vacuous look on Rachel Bilson’s face.

One of those wicked-cool electric sticks Sam Jackson uses.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS

“David” or “Rice”

“jump” or “jumper”

“sites”

“paladin”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

Nobody is shocked that David isn’t really dead.

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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