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Drinking Games: Fred Claus

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It may only be early November, but Hollywood has gotten into the holiday spirit full swing already. They’re getting ready for Christmas with the release of the pabulum Fred Claus. With the softball nature of the film, the only way to make things better is to dip into the egg nog… with plenty of rum.

If you’re going to suffer through Fred Claus, take our advice and tie one on as tight as a Christmas bow. You might just emerge with your sanity.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t get on Santa’s naughty list.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
Vince Vaughn improvises
A joke could have been funnier if the movie wasn’t rated PG
Vince Vaughn eats or drinks
Santa’s sleigh flies across the screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A real person’s face CGI’d onto an elf’s body
A snow globe
Egg nog
Santa’s list (or Santa’s files)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“ho”
“Santa”
“elf” or “elves”
“efficiency”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
An elf gets to make out

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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