This weekend, Robert Zemeckis has taken his Polar Express technology to the realm of ancient literature. His film Beowulf has become one of the slickest CGI movies ever made… and in 3D, no less.
We hear that 3D glasses give some people headaches. So, in order to dull the pain, we offer the Beowulf drinking game. Toast a glass of mead (or Coors Light, for all we care) with the Danish warriors.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t have sex with any water demons.
TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone draws a sword
Unferth (John Malcovich) hits his slave
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Something conveniently hiding someone’s naughty bits
The golden drinking horn
Grendel’s mother’s reflection
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Beowulf gets lucky