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Drinking Games: Awake


Here’s a little Jessica Alba — just because we can.

I know that alcohol is technically a depressant, but sometimes ingesting copious amounts of it can actually help you stay awake… until you pass out from utter exhaustion.

With Awake being the only movie with a wide release this week, there’s little hope for a decent film, let alone a decent drinking game. But we’ll give it a shot, anyway. After all, you do get a chance to see the swell of Jessica Alba’s breast.

Anyway, if you’re going to dare to see Awake, give it a shot. But don’t go unassisted. Bring your liquid friend along for the ride.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t get a heart transplant with a drunk anesthesiologist.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
Hayden Christensen has a voice-over
Someone drinks
Someone enters of leaves the O.R.
There’s a plot twist

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
More than one Hayden Christensen in the frame
Blood
A flashback
A shot of Jessica Alba that looks like it was pulled from a music video

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Clay” or “Clayton”
“Sam”
“heart”
“operate” or “operation”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
You see Jessica Alba almost naked.

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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