Win Sexy Jesus Swag from Hamlet 2!

Rock Me Sexy Jesus Giveaway

Now that Comic-Con is over and we are done collecting all of the free stuff that we could set our eyes on, we have decided to go back to doing what we do best: hooking you up with the coolest movie-related freebies on the web. Today’s free stuff comes by way of the upcoming Focus Features release Hamlet 2, which stars the hilarious Steve Coogan as a high school drama teacher who tries to save his failing theater program by writing his own sequel to the classic tragedy Hamlet. However, the wayward production begins to go south when parents find out that it includes a musical number at the end called “Rock Me Sexy Jesus.”

You also may remember this from our own Robert Fure’s Comic-Con Field Report, where he too was rocked by Sexy Jesus. Now thanks to our prize collecting ninja squad, you can be rocked by Sexy Jesus as well. Here is what is up for grabs:

One (1) Grand Prize Winner will receive:

  • Sexy Jesus Doll
  • Sexy Jesus Surfer Shirt

Five (5) First Prize Winners will receive:

  • A Hamlet 2 Movie Poster
  • A set of Bumper Stickers (“Rock Me Sexy Jesus” or “Honk if You Love Sexy Jesus”)

To enter, all you have to do is follow a few simple steps. Step one is to be a subscriber to our daily email updates, powered by Feedburner. It is the one daily email to rule them all — all the best of the Rejects right in your inbox. No spam, no selling of your information, just the best movie news from all of the best writers on the web, every single day. If you aren’t already a subscriber, you can do so via the form below:

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The second is that you must answer a question in the comment area at the bottom of the page. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to Friday, August 22nd and you must be awesome — which all of our readers are, so that should be the easy part. And now, the question:

If you were going to write a sequel to any classic (or current) theatre production, what would it be?

Neil Miller is the Founder and Publisher of Film School Rejects. For almost a decade, he has been talking movies on television, the radio, and the Internet. As of yet, no one has stopped him.

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