As you can imagine based on our reviews of the film (all of which have been anywhere from really bad to homicidally bad), when a box full of five (5) copies of Funny Games on DVD arrived at FSR HQ, we made a dash for our box of matches. Then we realized, as we always do, that these DVDs weren’t meant to be burnt in our parking lot, they were meant to be given away to our readers. Therefore we offer them to you — maybe you will find something useful to do with them — such as watch them.
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The second is that you must answer a question. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to Thursday, June 26 and you must be awesome — which all of our readers are, so that should be the easy part. And now, the question:
If someone came and trapped you in your home with the intent on murdering you, yet their only weapons were sharp wit and a golf club, how would you escape? (Hint: You have at your disposal a boat, a cell phone that can send text messages and probably a car at your neighbor’s house…)