Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is also coming to Blu-ray in a big way thanks to Twentieth Century Fox and MGM. His starring roles have been inexplicably unavailable in high definition until now (unless you count Forest Warrior, which no one should), but this summer sees the debut of five of his classic action titles. Delta Force and Missing In Action 1 & 2 all hit Blu-ray last month, and two more arrive on July 17th.
Code of Silence and Lone Wolf McQuade are two of his best from the mid-eighties, and they can be yours if you play your cards right. The former is a fantastic Chicago-set action film with Chuck as a detective forced to fight corruption with nothing but his fists, his attitude and his bitching robot, Prowler. The latter sees him trying on his Texas Ranger shoes as he goes toe to toe with TV’s original Asian, David Carradine.
Keep reading to see how you can win these two Chuck Norris classics on Blu-ray.
Two lucky winners will each receive Code of Silence and Lone Wolf McQuade on Blu-ray from Fox and MGM, and all you have to do is entertain us with your favorite Chuck Norris fact along the lines of the ones above. Find a good one online or make it up yourself… hell, go knock on Chuck’s door and ask him for one directly. Just beware of the fist he’s hiding behind his beard.
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