Caption This: Expose Yourself to ‘Miss March’


What’s better than a free DVD? A free unrated DVD! And what’s better than a free, unrated DVD? A free, unrated DVD that guarantees boobs! And what’s better than a free, unrated DVD with boobs? Making the readers of this site try to win it by entering a caption contest.

This week on Caption This, we are exposing you to Fox’s comedy Miss March: Eugene (Zach Cregger) wakes up after years in coma and embarks on a road trip with his buddy Tucker (Trevor Moore) to find Eugene’s ex-girlfriend who became a Playboy centerfold. In celebration of this release this week on DVD on July 28, we’ve have some copies to give away to the readers with the quickest wit.

Three (3) lucky winners will receive the unrated Miss March on DVD. All you have to do is hit up our comment area below and delight us with a caption for the following photo, featuring co-host of Fat Guys at the Movies, Kevin Carr:


In order to win, you must (a) be a legal resident of the United States or Canada and (b) be over the age of 18. You must also, as I explained above, delight us with some sweet captionology.

Winners will be chosen on July 31, 2009.

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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