6. Charlize Theron in Snow White and the Huntsman
I’ve seen this movie, and I wish I could say that I remember anything from it. I recall feeling hungry at one point – and I believe there were a lot of slow motion shots… or not. There may or may not have been slow motion shots in this film. This film is like trying to watch The Avengers – but not that new one; that Uma Thurman/Ralph Fiennes one that no one actually can remember, remember? Every ten years I get it in my head that it might be good, because I don’t remember it being bad, and I watch it. It’s never good, but it’s not so bad that I have to tell myself that either. That’s this.
Anyway – Charlize Theron actually dedicated herself enough to the role of whatever she played to tear a stomach muscle from projecting her voice i.e. screaming a shit ton. She gave it her all for this role apparently, I think, I don’t actually remember. But seriously, how do you tear a muscle with your voice?