Drinking Games

Are you planning on catching Hancock this week for some 4th of July fun? What better tool to take with you than this drinking game so you can be like the drunken superhero.

I know this is a G-rated Disney flick, but it has such broad appeal that college students, town drunks and anyone over the age of 21 is going to enjoy WALL-E as much as the kids.

Toast to Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, and knock back a drink for the late Don Adams.

Something is happening. Something will be happening at The Happening if you follow these simple rules.

Did you see that last Hulk movie from 2003? It was enough to drive you to drink. So, if you don’t want to be disappointed with the new one, you can use this drinking game to enjoy the ride.

That’s right… it’s your chance to mess with the Zohan.

While Po practices his Kung Fu, you can enjoy the animation with a drink in hand.

Gather together for girls’ night out and see Sex and the City. Grab your cosmopolitan, and get ready for some laughter with your favorite girlfriends from Manhattan.

Watching the “heroes” of The Strangers stick around to get butchered just gets silly. So why not get silly with the movie by knocking a few back.

Here’s some suggestions on how you can enhance your experience with the old Dr. Jones. But be careful, or you might end up like Indy’s friend Ox after staring into the eyes of the Crystal Skull for too long.

I was feeling a bit guilty about putting together a drinking game for what is being marketed as a family film. Then, while perusing trailers on IMDb.com, I discovered that Disaronno was sponsoring the trailers for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

While some folks are going to alter their mind before watching the mind-blowing special effects (which will surely result in a literal mind-blowing), others might decide to just get drunk.

So you think you might have what it takes to trick Cameron Diaz to the altar after a night of partying in Las Vegas? Well, you might be deluding yourself, but if you’re gonna make that move, you best get her plenty drunk for it to work.

Well, Dr. McDreamy has finally gotten his big shot at a summer movie. Too bad he’s going up against Iron Man his first week out. This probably makes him regret spending all those years in McDreamy Medical School. So, you might want to have a drink or two to numb the McPain.

Tony Stark ain’t like other superheroes. He’s a drunk, and that’s what makes him so fun. So if Tony Stark can fly around in a metal suit to fight crime while he’s drunk, why can’t you sit in a theater and watch Tony Stark fly around in a metal suit to fight crime while you’re drunk. Here are some pointers.

Neil Patrick Harris demands that you pay this game in some form. And who can argue with NPH? Surely not us mere mortals.

Enjoy this drinking game, and you might be wearing the goggles that turn someone like me into Huge Jackman.

If you’re not pregnant, you can participate in this drinking game. Trust me, these just aren’t as fun if you use straight cranberry juice.

First, Morgan Spurlock ate nothing but McDonalds for a month. And it almost killed him. Now, he’s got his wife pregnant, and he’s looking for Osama Bin Laden. What does that have to do with drinking? Nothing! But that’s not going to stop me from doing it.

Knock a few back to dull the pain in the knowledge that Jason Segel got to make out with two of the hottest actresses in Hollywood today.

What else can you expect from a movie called Zombie Strippers? It’s not going to be an award winner, but you can bet the farm that there will be boobs in it. And I’ll drink to that.

With a name like 88 Minutes, it makes you wonder if there will be 88 drinks in the movie. I have made sure that there will be. If you can’t stomach Al Pacino’s overacting, give it a shot with some booze in the belly.

While Jet Li plays a respectable monk, Jackie Chan is a drunk in the film. But he has such awesome moves, it makes you wonder if you can be as good at martial arts if you were drunk. Now’s your chance… at least to find out if you can watch martial arts while drunk.

Well, this version of Prom Night is PG-13, so you can be assured there’s no nudity or graphic sex. And that sucks. So the next best thing is to bring a date and both get drunk so you can make some nudity and graphic sex of your own. And the good news is that the more you drink, the more you date will start to look like Brittany Snow.

I hate smart people, but I liked Smart People. It reminds me of my family, only without the intellectuals, pot smoking and acrid dysfunction. Still, getting through the characters’ problems in the film can cause you to drink a bit, and here’s some help in that matter…

Duuuuude… It’s Keanuuuuuuu… And he’s playing a dirty cop who drinks vodka from those cute little airline bottles. Don’t we all want to be like Keanu?

If Turistas wasn’t enough, more spring breakers are in peril south of the border with The Ruins. This time, a group of college kids head out to visit some dangerous Mayan ruins in Mexico. And what Mexican vacation wouldn’t be complete without a bottle of tequila at your side.

Leatherheads chronicles the early days of the NFL. Most importantly, it takes place in the midst of prohibition. But you don’t need to worry about prohibition now. Even if it’s illegal for the characters in the movie to drink, that doesn’t mean that you can’t.

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of these war movies. If only I could have drank when I saw the movie. Everyone else does in the film, so why can’t you?

The movie’s funny, and since it’s so British, why not go to a pub and knock back a few pints before, during and after the film. Here’s some help.