Boiling Point

Put on your eyepatch and polish your boots, because this week we’re talking Valkyrie and accents. And probably not in the way you’d think.

Looks like January is the month of Frights with 12 horror films being released, compared to an average of 2 in October? Well if you think our resident rage-aholic is okay with that, you’ve never read this column.

Robert Fure gets a serious case of road rage when it comes to car chases where minivans, school buses, and Corvettes all have the same top speed.

Robert Fure rages on a laptop while everyone from super spies to lab assistants effortlessly navigate super computers with invisible touch sensitive screens.

Robert Fure gets all hopped on too much free-running in films and vaults over a street and back flips into a puddle of rage.

Robert Fure writes in his war journal about needless relaunches and Frank Castle is on his list.

As new TV shows come to an end, Robert Fure aims his rage at a lack of new programming at cliffhanger season finales.

Some say “If you’re not five minutes early, you’re five minutes late.” Well, rage-aholic Robert Fure says “If you’re not five minutes early, you’re a %^@#bag.”

Beyoncé is throwing her name in the arena for the Wonder Woman movie. Luckily, today is Monday which means I’ve got dibs on going insane over this before Kevin can proclaim WTF?

With the release of Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno, several news sites have run articles about these porn crossovers and seem to think that’s the way Hollywood is going. Give me a break.

Tried reading the “news” lately and just gotten a load of faux celebrity news? Robert Fure feels your pain and your rage.

With a whirlwind of conflicting information from Pirates 4 to Iron Man 2, was there any ever doubt Robert Fure would hit his boiling point over all this?

Beverly Hills Chihuahua tops the box office again and Robert Fure’s got something to say, though you may not believe it ’til you read it.

Critics are always quick to point out that certain films aren’t shown to critics - often the first signal that it’s going to suck. Robert Fure says that sucks.

With October coming up, you’d expect a lot of horror moves to storm the box office. Well, you’d be wrong, and Robert Fure is not happy about it!

Robert Fure can get mad over just about anything. This time, he’s had too much of a good thing and is concerned with a new Hollywood trend that leaves the traditional story arc behind in favor of more, more, more.

Robert Fure presents his widescreen argument against fullscreen DVDs.

Robert Fure hates a lot of things, and first among them are censorship and those who are far, far too easily offended.

Angry Guy vs Angry Girl! A battle for the ages as Robert “Face Punch” Fure butts heads with Roseanne “Belcher” Barr.

Robert “Rage” Fure boils over when thinking about CG images replacing flesh and blood actors.

Robert Fure loves the dark and thinks your glowing cell phone is the douche equivalent of the Bat Signal.

I was at a junket for Tropic Thunder and the first question someone hits Robert Downey with, before he even settles into his seat is “Who should be more upset - blacks or Australians?” RDJ responds: Does somebody have to be mad?

Resident Rage-addict Robert thinks critics soften the blows of to ‘popular’ casts and hammer away at ‘easy targets’ and he’s upset as always.

Rage-aholic Robert Fure demands answers as to why seemingly awesome flicks are sentenced to “limited release” hell.

Reject Robert Fure vents some steam about sequels that come long after they’re due.

I started thinking about all the hype and general cooler-than-thou hipsterism that surrounds everything Tarantino/Rodriguez/Grindhouse, and things got ugly.

Watch out, Eddie Murphy, Robert Fure has had enough of your antics!

When Executives mess with movies, Robert Fure aims to mess back by hitting them where it hurts - the internet.

If you “Wanted” a movie that’s based on the source, but found out it’s only loosely associated, then you’ve come to the right place to gripe.

Robert Fure goes undercover in his investigation of the secret plot hacking world of Hollywood computer infiltration.