Matt Patches

Name: Matt Patches

Location: New York, NY

Reject Since: February 2011

Bio: In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mt. Doom, Matt Patches forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. Into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. Unfortunately, that plan he became a writer. Find a collection of his work at his stronghold or follow him on Twitter @misterpatches.