J.L. Sosa

Action Helmer Morel Soon to Be Big in Japan

By J.L. Sosa 

Pierre Morel (best known to those who still insist on calling them “freedom fries” as the director of Taken) is slated to helm an action/espionage thriller set in Tokyo.

Margot Kidder Plays Shrink in Zombie’s ‘Halloween 2’

By J.L. Sosa 

Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 — that’s H2 if you’re too lazy to spell out long words that end in “ween” — is officially going to kick ass. Yup. Veteran scream queen Margot Kidder is on board.

Daft Punk Causes Writer to Suddenly Care About Tron 2

By J.L. Sosa 

Go ahead and smack me. Call me a tool or whatever. Until today, I could have given two monkey queefs about Tron 2.0. But, the latest news on this almost-three-decades-too-late Disney sequel has me ready to give up them queefs.

The Seven Greatest Puking Scenes of all Time

By J.L. Sosa 

Hold onto your breakfast. With Neil at Sundance, I can do whatever I want with the site, and I’ve decided to keep it classy by presenting this list of the Best Cinematical Barf Scenes.